A private karaoke pod inside the The Brass Haus. Book your slot, walk in, get your PIN, and the pod is yours. No queues, no strangers, no DJ — just you and your crew on the mic.
Capacity
1 to 6
Booking
15 minutes +
Songs
45,000+
£10
per 15 minutes
The pod is yours for the slot you book. Bring as many friends as fit (we max out at 6). Extend on the spot if you're not done.
Three steps from "let's do karaoke" to standing in a soundproof pod belting out Whitney with your mates. Whole thing takes about 90 seconds to book.
Pick the slot that suits and pay online. You'll get a confirmation email and a unique PIN to unlock the pod.
Arrive at The Thieves - Lavender Gardens, ask for the karaoke pod, and tap your PIN into the door. Mics turn on, screen wakes up, your queue's already loaded.
Belt it out. Hit the Selfie Cam button mid-chorus to bank a video, GIF, or photo. Every clip is yours to share — no one else hears the chaos.
The Thieves is more than just a venue—it's an adult playground for the curious, the playful, and the bold. Forget the one-note night out; every visit here is a different kind of caper , a mash-up of live spectacle, late-night escapades, and competitive camaraderie.
Soundproof private space, studio-grade audio, video booth built in. The easiest karaoke experience you'll have all year.
From every-decade classics to last week's chart drops. Multiple languages: Spanish, Mandarin, Hindi, K-pop and more.
Fully enclosed private room. Sing as loud as you like, no one outside hears a thing! No nervous singers in front of strangers.
Touch-screen interface, big lyric display. Easy to queue songs, skip, restart, or add a duet partner mid-track.
Tap the Selfie Cam button mid-song to capture videos, photos, GIFs. Auto-saved to your gallery, share before you've left the room.
Set the room vibe. Disco mode, slow-jam reds, sing-off strobes. All controlled from the same screen as the song queue.
Big enough for the whole hen party, the whole work team, the whole birthday squad. One flat rate, one room, your crowd.
The Thieves karaoke pod is built for small groups, charged per time, Here's what we host most often.
A private room, signature cocktails, and 45k songs to belt. The perfect pre-party.
Team off-site that doesn't suck. Karaoke unlocks people pretty quickly.
Celebrate great times with friends as you sing, laugh, and make unforgettable memories through karaoke.
The Thieves is located on Lavender Gardens, with options for parking nearby
51 Lavender Gardens,
London, SW11 1JW
United Kingdom
Clapham Junction Station
7 min walk
Mon - Thu · 6pm – 11.30pm
Fri · 5pm – 1.30am
Sat · 12am – 1.30am
Sun · 12am – 8pm
